EPISODE IV
A NEW HOPE FOR THOUGHTJAM

THOUGHTJAM WILL RULE

We, as Thoughtjam members, naturally are sarcastic, asdf loving geeks that will stop at nothing to dominate other usless middle school websites!!!

We are almost a cult. Almost, I said. We live for staring at blank blue screens of death until Windows shuts down, and the Apple and Microsoft gangs are in constant turmoil!

We have games, pranks, explosions, killing, killing, more killing, and free cookies!

As Cerberus2000 once said, "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams, or something along those lines.

Anyways, have fun in Thoughtjam, and remember to pay Thoughtjam staff very well with money and plasma TVs.

Finally, Han shot first and the original, unadulterated movies remain the best. Stop fiddling with them, George! Good luck, and HOHOHOHOHO MERRY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Cerberus2000